Opie Saves a Dying Handyman with Gas-Station Aspirin

June 25, 2026 6:55am 1:14

Ron drops a wild, hilarious, and kinda heartbreaking bomb right out the gate: as a neglected feral kid living in an attic, his lips got so chapped they looked like he had four lips. Cue lifelong chapstick dependency and ...

George Washington Died Stupid — Never Knew Dinosaurs Existed

June 24, 2026 6:45am 1:04

Opie kicks things off by calling George Washington dumb because he kicked the bucket in 1799—before anyone knew dinosaurs were real (he thought giant bones were 20-foot flood giants). Ron already knew it, eats matzoh ("G...

TRUMP'S GREEN ALGAE DISASTER: Felon Donor, 10-Year Jail Threats & Floating Blue Chunks

June 23, 2026 6:42am 1:05

Opie & Ron lose it over DC’s radioactive reflection pool turning into an algae nightmare — no-bid felon contracts, National Guard guarding pond scum, and kids getting 10 years for touching a blue chunk. Plus a kid dies i...

Binocular Pervs & Ozempic Zombies

June 22, 2026 6:34am 1:01

Opie and comedian Tony P kick off summer with zero filter—ripping into beach etiquette (“no one wants you sitting right next to them”), Father’s Day expectations, binoculars peeping on sunset hook ups, Meta glasses for h...

Dictators Travel with Poop Suitcases & FU George Stephanopoulos

June 19, 2026 6:52am 1:09

​Opie is back in NYC and already down $2,000 for a single porcelain crown—and that’s just the start of the bleeding. Comedians Ron the Waiter and Tony P join the absolute chaos of FU Friday.​The guys take aim at the ling...

Dead Horse in Central Park & Ron’s 2027 Alien Prophecy

June 18, 2026 6:46am 1:10

Opie’s up all night washing kid puke sheets while battling neighborhood-wide cable hell (technician basically shrugged). Eric Marino breaks down the Central Park horse carriage fatality and pitches robot horses, Knicks t...

Larry David Moments & Everyday BullSh*t!

June 17, 2026 6:57am 1:08

Opie and Ron the Waiter ("Ronnie Babes") deliver raw, rambling comedy gold: cable company meltdowns, OCD therapy sessions, grill assembly disasters, Messi hat tricks, O.J. anniversary flashbacks, France''s re-gift to Ame...

Opie Builds Grill in 3 Hours… Finds 1 Piece Left

June 16, 2026 7:11am 53 min

Opie’s out here living his blue-collar handyman fantasy — hauls home a $300 grill-in-a-box, spends 3 hours with his son building it, only to have ONE random piece left. Ron immediately calls it a future propane explosion...

Bing Bong! Knicks Finally Win It All & UFC White House Chaos!

June 15, 2026 6:44am 1:05

Opie, Ron the Waiter & Tony P lose their minds as the Knicks end 53 years of pain! Opie’s sugar-free cookies taste like hand soap & nursing home regret, Ben Stiller, Timothée Chalamet, Taylor Swift celebrity row gets roa...

Grateful Dead Documentary - Best Last Year of Radio

June 14, 2026 7:02am 1:18

Knicks Historic Comeback: Tony P’s Wife’s Vagina Saved Game 4?!

June 12, 2026 6:52am 1:02

It’s F U Friday on Opie Radio and the crew is UNHINGED! Opie kicks it off with his crooked ear, then the Knicks talk goes completely off the rails when Tony P reveals he skipped the historic 29-point comeback… because he...

Knicks' INSANE 29-Point Comeback... Then This Happened

June 11, 2026 6:34am 55 min

Opie is riding high after the Knicks pull off the greatest comeback in NBA Finals history (down 29 points!), but Tony P slept through it, banged his wife, and flat-out refuses to say OG Anunoby's name. Non-stop chaos, ce...

Knicks Fans Jump Spurs Fans! NYC STREET RIOTS

June 10, 2026 9:48am 1:10

Midtown Manhattan went full caveman after Game 3! Opie and Ron the Waiter dive into the absolute madness of Knicks fans attacking people and ripping Spurs jerseys off their backs outside MSG. Plus, the blatant league cov...

Trump JINXED The Knicks & SHUT DOWN NYC 'Selfish Piece of Sh*t!'

June 09, 2026 10:23am 58 min

Opie is exhausted but absolutely fired up in this episode! After staying up late watching the Knicks get destroyed (thanks to the Trump Jinx?), he rants hard about how Trump turned Madison Square Garden into a maximum-se...

Carl's back from his family road-trip - Best Last Year of Radio

June 09, 2026 6:05am 1:03

Carl begrudgingly took his family on a roadtrip to the huge food and music festival, Memphis in May. In this episode with Opie and Sherrod Small he breaks down the whole trip!

Trump RUINING Knicks Playoffs & Tony P's Wife Tramp Stamp EXPOSED at BBQ!

June 08, 2026 6:24am 57 min

Opie rants hard on Trump making the Knicks Game 3 all about himself by shutting down MSG and killing watch parties ("F Trump, me me me!"). Tony P shares the hilarious family BBQ where his wife’s tramp stamp steals the sh...

Opie's $4K Tooth Nightmare & Knicks and Trump at MSG!

June 05, 2026 6:44am 1:07

Opie’s tooth update goes off — they saved it but a chunk flew across the room and the bill is climbing fast (Rotting Tooth Fund QR still up!). Ron loses it over seagulls at Coney Island, Tony P rages at bodega lotto guys...

Tom Green: Hip-Hop Roots, Trump Stories & Drew Barrymore

June 04, 2026 4:46pm 1:10

Comedy legend Tom Green joins Opie, Chris Distefano and Sherrod Small in studio. They dive into Ottawa Senators Stanley Cup run, Tom’s early hip-hop group Organized Rhyme, losing his virginity, Canadian history, the Time...

KNICKS STEAL GAME 1 IN FINALS! NYC ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

June 04, 2026 6:30am 59 min

Opie and Ron the Waiter are exhausted but wired after the Knicks epic Game 1 comeback win over the Spurs! Jalen Brunson drops a dagger three, Josh Hart balls out, and New York City loses its mind like it's 9/11-level uni...

Knicks Finals = $4K NYC Tickets Opie’s Tick Panic

June 03, 2026 6:23am 56 min

Opie & Ron the Waiter react to the Knicks making the NBA Finals for the first time since '99 — but savage the insane NYC ticket prices (game 3 nosebleeds at $4,200+ while San Antonio is cheap). They roast the tag-still-o...