USA Knocked Out of World Cup & Fun Trump Lie

July 07, 2026 7:09am 1:07

USA knocked out of the World Cup and we go back t not caring about soccer in America. We talk about Trump and his Tic Tac lie.  The Ramora fish does what to the sting ray???

Be A Man on Mob Life, Man Bags & Eating 100 Wings

July 06, 2026 6:41am 1:07

Tony P kicks things off with a brutal case of the runs after a shady "Mexican" deli sandwich while Opie roasts World Cup drama — including Trump personally calling FIFA to overturn a red card. Then social media legend Be...

Carl Ruiz Mass-Texts His Wife’s THICC Pics - Best Last Year of Radio

July 03, 2026 2:24pm 1:16

Opie, Mark Normand, and Carl Ruiz turn the studio into a complete circus. Carl fat-fingers his wife’s smoking-hot pics to everyone (including Roland), the group immediately loses their minds, then they dial her up while ...

F U Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce on this F U Friday

July 03, 2026 6:46am 1:09

Ron the Waiter shows up in the heaviest, sweatiest “summer shirt” of all time and gets absolutely torched by Tony P, Erik Marino, and Opie. From there it’s pure FU Friday chaos: Taylor Swift shutting down MSG, the Celtic...

Opie's Birthday w/ Carl Ruiz Mark Normand - Best Last Year of Radio

July 02, 2026 2:30pm 1:08

Carl Ruiz shows up with birthday presents and Opie immediately questions the colors and whether they were regifted. Mark’s fresh off Vegas with wild stories, Carl somehow wins every dollar back before his wife finds out ...

Empire State Building Proposal STUNT & We Meet the Dark Night

July 02, 2026 7:03am 1:11

Opie and Ron roast a NYC heatwave, bidet disasters, and a chocolate-syrup balloon ass demo that ruins everyone. Then the BBQ Ninja joins with the mounted head of the “Dark Knight” — an 11-foot gator he hunted for years. ...

Kelley Lynn's CREEPIEST Date Blew Our Minds

July 01, 2026 6:41am 1:08

Opie kicks off in the middle of a Long Island lightning storm, then he and Ron roast the heat dome, Mamdani's pool stunt, Grown Ups 3, LeBron's next move, and Rob Schneider. But the real chaos starts when comedian/widow ...

Wild Bulimia College Sex Stories

June 30, 2026 7:15am 1:19

Opie roasts Ron’s Bette Midler mug and triggers a full meltdown into Opie's disgusting college dating disasters — bulimic girlfriends, vomit breath makeouts, Red Lobster regret, and one girl who gave his hand “bad breath...

Boners and Belts fighting Mosquito Swarms

June 29, 2026 6:38am 1:08

Opie and Tony P kicking off the week with zero filter. Tony admits he’s a grown-ass man who still doesn’t know how to swim (“I live on the edge, bro”), we roast city kids vs. beach kids, reminisce about hot swim teachers...

FU Friday Meltdown: Opie's Dentist ****** His Mouth

June 26, 2026 6:59am 1:15

Opie, Ron the Waiter, and Tony P go off on a chaotic FU Friday packed with wild stories and savage roasts. An airline pilot who never had a real license gets crowned "Who Da Man," a Central Park horse carriage tragedy sp...

Opie Saves a Dying Handyman with Gas-Station Aspirin

June 25, 2026 6:55am 1:14

Ron drops a wild, hilarious, and kinda heartbreaking bomb right out the gate: as a neglected feral kid living in an attic, his lips got so chapped they looked like he had four lips. Cue lifelong chapstick dependency and ...

George Washington Died Stupid — Never Knew Dinosaurs Existed

June 24, 2026 6:45am 1:04

Opie kicks things off by calling George Washington dumb because he kicked the bucket in 1799—before anyone knew dinosaurs were real (he thought giant bones were 20-foot flood giants). Ron already knew it, eats matzoh ("G...

TRUMP'S GREEN ALGAE DISASTER: Felon Donor, 10-Year Jail Threats & Floating Blue Chunks

June 23, 2026 6:42am 1:05

Opie & Ron lose it over DC’s radioactive reflection pool turning into an algae nightmare — no-bid felon contracts, National Guard guarding pond scum, and kids getting 10 years for touching a blue chunk. Plus a kid dies i...

Binocular Pervs & Ozempic Zombies

June 22, 2026 6:34am 1:01

Opie and comedian Tony P kick off summer with zero filter—ripping into beach etiquette (“no one wants you sitting right next to them”), Father’s Day expectations, binoculars peeping on sunset hook ups, Meta glasses for h...

Dictators Travel with Poop Suitcases & FU George Stephanopoulos

June 19, 2026 6:52am 1:09

​Opie is back in NYC and already down $2,000 for a single porcelain crown—and that’s just the start of the bleeding. Comedians Ron the Waiter and Tony P join the absolute chaos of FU Friday.​The guys take aim at the ling...

Dead Horse in Central Park & Ron’s 2027 Alien Prophecy

June 18, 2026 6:46am 1:10

Opie’s up all night washing kid puke sheets while battling neighborhood-wide cable hell (technician basically shrugged). Eric Marino breaks down the Central Park horse carriage fatality and pitches robot horses, Knicks t...

Larry David Moments & Everyday BullSh*t!

June 17, 2026 6:57am 1:08

Opie and Ron the Waiter ("Ronnie Babes") deliver raw, rambling comedy gold: cable company meltdowns, OCD therapy sessions, grill assembly disasters, Messi hat tricks, O.J. anniversary flashbacks, France''s re-gift to Ame...

Opie Builds Grill in 3 Hours… Finds 1 Piece Left

June 16, 2026 7:11am 53 min

Opie’s out here living his blue-collar handyman fantasy — hauls home a $300 grill-in-a-box, spends 3 hours with his son building it, only to have ONE random piece left. Ron immediately calls it a future propane explosion...

Bing Bong! Knicks Finally Win It All & UFC White House Chaos!

June 15, 2026 6:44am 1:05

Opie, Ron the Waiter & Tony P lose their minds as the Knicks end 53 years of pain! Opie’s sugar-free cookies taste like hand soap & nursing home regret, Ben Stiller, Timothée Chalamet, Taylor Swift celebrity row gets roa...

Grateful Dead Documentary - Best Last Year of Radio

June 14, 2026 7:02am 1:18